Life - Woody Allen

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, and then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then you finish off your life as an orgasm.”

Hello World

So, here I am. Finally got around to blogging.
Have been meaning to start this for quite a while now but all my attempts would die when the post wizard propels to put in a blog name.
After many a failed attempts, I started today. Could not think of anything but "Hello World" to be my first title. For a long time, its been the title of the first chapter of my text books.
Well then...Hello everybody. I plan to just let my thoughts flow here. Its my space on the web and I will use it to simply ramble about anything under the sun.
Welcome everybody and please generously pour in your comments/criticisms and if you like anything here, please fill in.

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